1st Post, Hopefully Not my Last

My friends and family want me to start blogging so that I have an outlet for all of my insightful observations on life. But I dont like spending long hours at the computer. It can lead to poor eyesight, maybe even partial blindness! Crippling cramps in the mouse arm and wrists and fingers from hours of typing. Not to mention the very real possiblility of Internet Porn and viruses invading my hard drive and erasing all it's memory! I fear attracting stalkers who will want their way with me because they think I am hot. And spam! What about spam? Everytime you so much as even open an email, you risk hackers gaining access to your computer and logging your keystrokes so that they can steal all your credit card and bank info and wipe out your entire life savings!!!!

Not safe. Not safe at all.