Saint Patricks Day Warning

Just a warning to all those who think you can get away with not wearing green. I have news for you. You CAN'T! Just try it if you don't believe me. You'll get pinched, by everyone. And it will hurt. And may cause a puncture wound which in turn could lead to a nasty infection, especially if they have dirty fingernails.

I don't have anything green, but I did spill guacamole on my new white blouse the other day, and havent yet washed it. So, I'll wear that to the office.
(LL)